Wednesday, July 2, 2008

A pair of additional eyes, the newest member of my life....

Ever since I was in the 9th standard, I had been having these headaches which were very peculiar in their nature. So my dad, like a good concerned father, took me to the eye specialist thinking, like every one else does, that the most standard cause of a headache is a poor eyesight. The doctor after the test came to the conclusion that my eyesight was just fine. So I move on with my leave and so does he, and so do the headaches until recently I realized that their frequency has been ever-increasing. So finally after so many years I go to the doc two days ago, again and this time unfortunately he surrenders to the cosmological plan and breaks it to my parents that I need specs..I mean ME!! How? When? What the.....!! The sky seemed to collide on me! Poor me, unsuspecting, unaware of this destiny that I will have to wear specs some day. The doctor sensing my anxiety quickly said I think he more wanted to save me the embarrassment of yelling out in agony in front of the tens of patients waiting to be inspected), "Don't worry, its a very minute number and who knows, in an year or so it might even get reduced." I found solace in these words (though very little) and went home with a gloomy face. My parents bribed me with everything possible to make me smile. I of course, took all the bribes but decided still not to smile for some time till my sister called from abroad to tell him that specs are not hat big a deal and my mom lying without her fingers crossed that "I'm sure you'll look adorable in them!" So finally i managed to conjure up a smile and decided that if I'm getting something, I damn well be exited about it even if it is my ticket to chasmish-dome. So we all go to the opticians shop to buy a pair. And I must admit, he was a damn fine salesmen cos he simply refused to show anything simple (which in their language is bland or out of fashion) and wouldn't show anything reasonably priced. Cheap specs was a thing unknown to him it seemed. He kept insisting that my age requires fashion and kept coming up with "Nothing but the best for beta ji". He managed to blackmail my parents into proving their love for me by buying the best quality that he has. I of course intervened at this point and decided to go for something neither exorbitantly expensive nor something cheap. Finally I picked one. Have to go and collect it this evening. Hmm...but my mind has been on this for quite some time now. I try to evaluate my options, the pros and cons of this new a member of my life.

Pros:
1) Considering the way I look, anything that manages to shield the world from the torture of directly looking at me might help. So that solves my problem. And everyone who saw me creating a scene at the opticians shop, fussing over which pair to pick, said that I look really good in specs (though I somehow think that was only to make me get over with it quickly so that they all might get their chance with the shopkeeper). So there we go, hah! At least I look cute. On this my friend swordfishH (yep, dont forget the H lest you'll face her wrath) that if these specs are a part of my face for just one year I better trick a girl into becoming my GF cos as per her, with my natural looks, ints impossible (Damn you Sarkar! I look good ok. :P)

2) I sincerely believe that specs add to your intellectual look. So now people will see me as an intelligent, sophisticated and well behaved chap. I better start acting so though, you know, just to match up with the look).

3) Adding to the above point, somehow I've always felt that specs give you an authority and people tend to take you seriously. Hah! now mess with me!

I know what all I said above might not be absolutely true, but hey..let the kid have his peace.

Cons:
1) they suck! sob sob..ill have somthing hung on my face!!

2) The first few days are a pain. Why you ask? wel duh, firstly cos people do not so much as even try to refrain from bursting into fits of laughter on looking at you. Secondly, its not really a walk in the park to get accustomed to having something on your face. Thirdly, now i cant call others chasmish ever (not that i ever have, but I would have liked to have my options open).

3) Well, no more being mister "I can go around bumping into things", no more being clumsy..Because the moment I become clumsy and fall off or something, my specs mught just break.

4) Worst of all. One more thing to take care of. I mean what if I lose it or something like keep losing all my stationary.

5) They suck..oh sorry! did i already mention it! ;)

9 comments:

Punvati said...

Hehehehe.. Well Adhi now you can look the nerd you are :P
spared the torture of looking at ur face direct... hey ur being so honest :P

Ok now im done being brutally honest.. ill be normal... I for one like specs on guys.. looks dam good on most...
though i guess it would be a pain to handle...

this one was funny :P good good hehehe

Divita said...

huhahahahaha!!!
welcome to the league adhirath! but alas, unlike me, you might have to row row row your boat with the nerdies!! so better practice on your aura, you ain a nerd now are you??!
trust me specs are expensive, how much diju bargain for?
specs are an integral part of me, i mean i have been wearing one (cant even say fancying a pair formyself!) since ...er... well its a problem i bequeathed from my parents! and after givng two 'serious' board exams (shucks 12th was sucha joke for us remember?!) my spec's power has finalyl settled to around -4.5...yeh yeh m virtually blind!!
smart kid to have taken all the bribes and still remain gloomy! ;)
if u cant take care of ur things, y dont you buy one of those strings and hang your specs like an albatross around ur neck!! heehe would forbid you from forgetting a lot of things! :P

Adhirath said...

@ Divya: He he! well, i hope it looks good on me also. Like I said, anything that covers my face has to make me look better ;)..and yes, they ARE a pain..its been only like 16 hours and I'm already in pain!!

@ Divita:hmm..well, i dont exactly roam around with nerds..and im sure studies have had a rather minimal role to play in this latest addition in my life..hmm..well, actualy I dont think we bargained at all..!! :(
ha ha..yeah, ur 12th..saw it..but it was awesome fun now wasnt it? and of course i guess you ended up doing well..
and its not like i cant take care of my things..in fact, i can take of my things better than most others! but just so, it feels good to know that you have one less thing to take care of!hmmpphh..not any more!

Divita said...

hmmm... so how does it feel? man m sounding like those Aaj tak ppl... kaisa lag raha hai aapko? :P

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Chronicler said...

ohh cool..specs do look gud on guys..i guess now hte girl is definely guaranteed...love lifes gonna blossom... hehe... i'm in the same league... although i need to get rid of my frame real soon...i look ultra ghissu in htem..

Unknown said...

ok have u ever been to a dentists and has he ever told u that this will hurt just a little bit, or this wont hurt at all, and it is the complete opposite of that?

Welcome to the world of the chashmish and unlike what the doc told u the power never goes away, un in the land of a glass on ur eyes and ur here to stay.

from personal experience the most irritating thing say another con is that abhi tak ur used to vision that doesnt have specs of dust in the middle but somehow the specs will just keep managing to collect dust, and cleaning will become ur new full time job

as for pros well if u have a strong frame then specs can be very useful especially during boring lectures u take the specs off and play doodle with them u cant see the boring guy out of sight is out of mind and ur playing blissfully. no one knows better the profs suspect laptops and phones but never a simple thing like specs ;-)

j said...

Ok... im guessing... u never heard of lenses?

Raghava Kumar said...

Good Post!!!

 
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